Ever wanted to impress your high school crush? Need a plus one for your uncle's barmitzvah? Or need a family fun activity for your quarantine boredom? Well now you can impress and wow the family with the Chodezillathon Meat in Your Mouth Challenge Kit.
For a measley $49.99 (plus shipping and handling) you can attempt to fit a whopping 850g mammoth of a chorizo salami down your esophagus. Imported from Spain, this limb of a chorizo is ethically sourced from free range pork and ready to slip and slide down your water park of a gullet.
Limited quantities available!
*In accordance to safety standards, please have CPR certified staff standing by*